*Mention her ‘thickness’ in a message
*Explain that you are generally not attracted to fat girls, but she is the exception
*Talk about her tits/ass/stomach/basically anything physical
*Tell her she’s not fat, she’s beautiful
*Send a one word message, ex. “Hi”
* Demonstrate in your introduction how you didn’t even read her profile and just looked at her pictures
*Mention your dick. At all. Anywhere.
*Assume that she will message you back because she’s fat and obviously desperate
Pictures and ramblings of a queer femme princess.